Glory Come and Glory Be (with apologies to Oingo Boingo)

Cow-Orker: Why don't you have another smoke?

Me: I'm all out (shakes empty box).

Cow-Orker: Have one of mine.

Me: Well, bless your soul. I'll dedicate my first trach hole to you. We could call it...the Lori Hole...er...well...no. That sounds too much like...uhm

Cow-Orker: Like what?

Me: Have you ever drilled a hole through a bathroom stall wall?

Cow-Orker: ...

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