I Went to School with a Kid Named _____: Part Six


I went to school with a kid named Quizno Poohsuit. A run in with the local part-time Trampoline Tautener made headlines which alerted the Milne Estate to said lad's existence. Now on the run from the Brood of A.A., Quizno Poohsuit only has his wits, an anointed dowel and the haunted lunch pail of George Washington Carver to keep him one step ahead of certain Doomage.

I went to school with a kid named Juicy Beans. At first we all just called him Jui...which morphed into Au Jus...then Ol' Jew...then Jewsy...then back to the homophone Jewsy Being...then to Homosexual Alexander Graham Bell. He now deeply fears dial tones.