Holiday Beverage Distaste Goes Terribly Awry
an exchange from work earlier this week


CW: Do you drink Egg Nog.

Me: No. I went to school with a kid named Egg Nog.

CW: Really?

Me (shit): Yes.

CW: Where was he from?

Me (shitfuckshit): Er, Cambodia.

CW: Really?

Me (Aw, C'mon!): Yes. He...escaped the Killing Fields.

CW: The movie?

Me (er): Well...kinda...but mostly Pol Pot.

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