Pre-Thanksgiving Kitchen Talk

The Widow Ham Stacker (WHS): We have to move this table into the living room.

Me: Sweet. That way I can watch Football during dinner!

WHS: You are not watching Football during dinner.

Me (in Jim the Sicilian--my father-- voice): My house, my rules!

WHS (raging sarcasm): I just LOVE your JIMisms.

Me: Careful. If you drop the IM in JIMism...

WHS: Is Jism the proper term?

Me: (laughter as I flee to the basement)

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