Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Hitting those High Notes thanks to a Squeeze of a Tube (not that tube): an excerpt
Or Aspirations to Operatic Endeavors via a most amazing Unguent

The Liquid Castrato (a distant cousin of Liquid Plumber...and a wholly failed marketing experiment...but only stateside) applied liberally 'bout the lap-dance region of most hormonally turbo-charged Jiggley Louts sizzled seemingly Happily (as some fluids are known to...see Cheeky Salve for details) while undertaking its most foul duties.

Somewhere nearby (another room? another dimension? a Trade Post in Winnipeg?) a older fellow (that should know better) giggles quietly after typing out the word DUTIES).


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