Cause/Effect

The sheer bliss extruded through a comedically
oversqueezed Glue Stick (in the grasp of a master
epoxy fancier) can render one's patellas unto things
of Gelatin-like consistency. The lower extremities, now
endowed with a State of Wiggle not seen since the days
of the Towering Wacky Water Weiner Obelisk of Devil
Tower's Sister city Lindy's Pants, the Netherlands,
flex and bow to a Rhythm unheard...like an ethereal soundtrack
supplied by tin-eared Cherubic Harpists or, perhaps, Joe
Cocker's Head Chef Marion "Oh Shit Not Again"
Hendersteam...leaving office mates and Cow-Orkers
alike with Scowls of Uncertainty--an uncertainty not experienced during
Weeble Wobble encounters for, as we know, they will NOT fall down--
and their respective Desk Monkey Dockers of Blah flood with Sweat Glandular
excretions near bursting from dread of Fall-Down-Go-Boom.

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