One Watering Hole Patron's Response to a COCKTAIL-esque Display of Liquor Bottle Juggling


"Look here, Barnum and Bailey, I don't give one God DAMN how well you can flip shit 'round--or even if you've discovered an uncanny knack for uncorking Merlot bottles with your puckerin' recto--if that Boilermaker I ordered ain't poured in a most delicious manner I'm gonna clean your sweaty ears off with your damp flair bandolier."

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