Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day

To the Fine Employee of Super America this morning (7 AM):

Thanks for helping me check out this morning. I'm the sort of fellow that requires a thermos o' joe before embarking to work and you were quite expedient in running my cash card.

However.

If you think the free Valentine's Day Heart Shaped Cookie accompanied with a borderline lascivious "Heppy Valerteen's Dah" is going to get you somewhere Sexy with this lad...well...think again, buster!!!

T

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