TIP's Quotes of the Day (taken out of context)

Ham Sasquatch is a character we need to see more of.

Bartender, my ladyfriend here will have a Heavenly Hillbilly neat (hold the goober peas) and I'll have...er...I'll have the Zappa on the Toilet straight up with a Dong Work For Yuda chaser.

You've not been loitering at the deli as often lately, eh?

And is neck-deep in the fermented Bantha Squeezings again.

There can never be too much oversized monkey action...er...wait.

Klondike Bar as Colonic?

Are they made of scalps?

Howabout a Whore Golem constructed out of cocaine?

TOP SHELF PANTS!!!

Jean Michel Jarre with a dogsled on an ice floe.

I went to school with a guy named Hugh Pants...strange fellow. Used to chew the rivets out of his Levi's.

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