Words from the Less Wise

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Syphilis, on the other hand, isn't allowed to move into the neighborhood."

"Enormous girth mocks the hungry."

"Cower not before the taunts of children for ye can still best these striplings in games of Red Rover."

"Eat, Sleep, and be Merry...or, if you're so inclined, take a huge financial hit--surgically speaking--and be Mary, too."

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