Thursday, October 30, 2008


I stopped to buy coffee this morning on the way to work. I ended up at my not normal Coffee Getting Locale. Fill my mug AND my thermos. Go to the counter.

Dude at Counter(DaC): Double-fisting it today, I see.

Me: Uhm, yeah.

DaC: Gonna be a rough day at work?

Me: Likely.

DaC: Let me guess, you do something...artsy?

Me (taken aback...the fuck?): Yes. Yes I do. I'm a butcher and meat is my medium and my beard is my muse.

Dac: ...

Me: How much for this coffee?

DaC: $1.80.

Me: Thanks.

(rubbing beard with thermos on the way out)



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