Poor Nuns See A Zone
Recent vintage mispronunciations I've overheard of note

Gyros

said as

Gay-Ross

"I'll have a couple of those Gay-Rosses with extra Cucumber Sauce, okay?"

and

Procreators

said as

Pork Eaters

Because, really, the best way to fuel the spawning business is a healthy intake of swine. Why else is there Oink in Boink?

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