You're Peckish for What?!?

One unfortunate way that the word APPETITE was mispronounced recently (by not me):

Ape Titty

Example ('though not the actual situation where APPETITE was mis-said):

"Y'know, Edwin...all this barn raisin' we've been up to today has really worked up my Ape Titty."

"So...er...you're proud of your pecs or are you offering to breast feed me?"

"What? You ain't hungry?"


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