Jim the Sicilian (my father) Turns 75 Today

To celebrate, here's a recent conversation we had on Father's Day:


TIP (I said something that I cannot recall)

JTS (looks at me, looks at TYM and says): It's like he's talkin' outta Paper Asshole.

TYM: ?!?

JTS: You know what Paper is?

TYM: Of course.

JTS: You know what an Asshole is; you know, it makes the Candy Bars.

TYM: Er...uhm...yes.

JTS: Paper Asshole.

TIP (laughing)